FREE Today Only! Eternal Energy Shot Drink

FREE ENERGY SHOT TODAY ONLY! All ya gotta do is walk in and ask for one!!! We’re NOT bullshitting you, we swear! 
Today’s the “use by” date so rather than throw them out -we’re giving ’em out. We close at 9pm We’ve got 2 cases of ’em so bring a friend. After that, we’re out. No effin’ rainchecks ya cheap arses!!!